RACHEL: I can't go to my own ______________ without a date, I can't, it's too late.
MONICA: If you're not going then I don't want to go either.
ROY: Oh, I'm gonna kick Chip's ass.
MRS. GELLER: I have a ________________ idea. You should take Rachel to the prom.
MRS. GELLER: Jack, give me that. Talk to your son.
MR. GELLER: Your mother's right. Take her, you can wear my ________________.
ROSS: Dad, she won't want to go with me.
MR. GELLER: Of course she would, you're a ______________ man.
ROSS: I don't know.
MR. GELLER: Well, c'mon. Don't ya want to find out?
RACHEL: I can't ____________________ I don't get to go to my own prom, this is so harsh.
ROSS: OK. Hold my _______________.
MR. GELLER: Atta boy.
MR. GELLER: C'mon kid, let's go.
MRS. GELLER: Ahh, are you _______________.
MR. GELLER: Let's show 'em.
MR. GELLER: Rachel, ready or not, here comes your _________ in shining. . . oh no.
RACHEL, MONICA, ROY, and CHIP: Bye.
MRS. GELLER: Oh, dear. Jack, how do I turn this off?
MR. GELLER: ________----- the button.
MRS. GELLER: Which one? Which button, Jack.
MR. GELLER: The button, the button.
MONICA: I can't believe you did that.
ROSS: Yeah, well.
PHOEBE: See, he's her _______________.
a)( ) Well, doesn't the fact that I wore the bracelet even though I hated it say something about our friendship and how much it means to me?
b)( ) Wow, you are really gettin' good at that Marcel Marceau thing.
e)( ) Well, what about the fact that you insulted the bracelet and you made fun of me?
f) ( ) OK, that's my bad.
g)( ) Hey man, look it's my best bud. How ya doin?
h)( ) OK, well that's the part where I'm a wank. But I was hoping we wouldn't focus on that.
i) ( ) If you hated the bracelet so much, Chandler, you should have just said so.
married – hug – couple – fun – joke – list – guys – grandma – funny – card – any
Tag: This one’s from me.
Tag: It wasn’t on your list, but hopefully you’ll think it’s really 1.________.
Rachel: A scooter!
Ross: Stick to the 2.________. Always stick to the list.
Rachel: No! No, no, I love it. Thank you.
Chandler: Okay, open ours next. Open ours next!
Joey: Now that you’re a 3.__________, we don’t get two presents from you 4.__________?
Chandler: For my last birthday you gave me a 5.____________! Okay, read the card! Read the card!
Rachel: Okay. Happy birthday 6.__________! It’s better to be over the hill than buried under it. All our love Monica and Chandler. That’s 7._________, yeah!
Chandler: No-no-no-no! That was the 8._______!
Rachel: No, I know! I get it! It’s funny!
Chandler: No, because you’re not a grandmother!
Rachel: No I know, because to be a grandmother you have to be 9._________ and have children and I don’t have 10.________ of those things. That’s why it’s so funny.
Monica: All you had to do was buy the 11.________!
Rachel wants to have ______ kids.
She should have the first one by the time she’s _________.
She doesn’t have to get pregnant until she is ________, which gives Prada ______ years to start making maternity clothes!
She wants to be married for __________ year before she gets pregnant.
She doesn’t have to get married until she is _____, which is ______ whole years from now!
However, she needs a year and a half to plan the wedding, and she would like to know the guy for a year, year and a half before they get engaged. Which means she needs to meet the guy by the time she’s __________.